Why Are You Killing Us Nintendo
''Why Are You killing us Nintendo
'?!?!
First off, just to clarify, I have never seen, heard of, read about or encountered something this weird in my life. I went on my 3DS; I got some cards to play the special games. They are called AR-games, or something like that. After getting them out, I looked for some card, one with a question mark box. I found it and it said something on the back of it. I looked at it closely and was shocked at what I saw. When I saw it, it said “Why are you killing us Nintendo.” My family and I don’t have good handwriting, so I knew it wasn’t a prank by them. Well, at least everyone except for my mom, but she does not have that sick of a mind… from what I know at least. I tried to scan the card with my 3ds, but it got even stranger. After I scanned it, a 3d version of Ness appeared. He waved to me, but he looked nervous when he waved. Other than that, it was PERFECTLY FINE, until Giygas appeared behind him.
Ness shook out of nowhere and on the bottom of the top screen; it said “''Giygas attacks!”'' I was suddenly worried about Ness as he fell to the floor. After he hit the floor, Giygas said, “''I… AM…H…A…P…P…Y.” ''I knew that he says this in the game because I saw the fight on YOURTUBES (sorry, I had to get that out of my system)! He says that after a while. Anyways, he suddenly looked as if he was fatally wounded and vanished.
I thought it was all over, but when I looked through the deck of cards again and there were still 6 cards, but there was no Earthbound card like I saw before this whole thing happened, instead there was a new Pikmin card, but nothing was written on the back of it. However, when I looked back at the screen of the 3ds, it said, WHY DIDN’T YOU SAVE US?! “Us, whose us?!” I asked aloud. As if it heard me, it responded and said, “You shall soon see.” Without doing anything, the 3ds shut itself off.
I thought to myself, “What the hell just happened?” I asked my friends if they had something similar happen to them and they said that they never even had an earthbound card in their deck.
I did not think that they were telling me the truth. The next day I asked one of them about what cards they had, and they told me, in the correct order, the “?” box, Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus and Pikmin. I knew this because the cards were numbered A-1 (the “?” box) through A-6 (Pikmin, or at one point for me, Ness). I then threw the cards in the street. The pictures turned to words that spelled out “Why Are You Killing Us Nintendo?!?!” Where am I now you ask? You can find me at the Denbigh Asylum in Brittan.
{{by|Skybunnykinz|cpwuser=yes}}